The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to become black!

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The power to not exercise.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!