The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to understand irony.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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to die when you are happy

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The ability to read braile.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!