The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to smell water.

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The ability to read braile.

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!