The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to not have a brain!

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!