- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Having the power to stand still

the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

The power to ejaculate

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

Immunity to curable diseases.

Telekinetic power over styrofoam

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

the ability to fart out of your nose

to die when you are happy

Pointless Super Powers