The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!