- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

The ability to teleport into a wall

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

the power to make thin air that is harmless

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

the power to be invisible when sleep.

The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

The power to eat food.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

The ability to be in fashion.

The power that will grant you no power.

Pointless Super Powers