The power to eat food.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to eat your poop

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!