The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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Dejavu

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the power to like charlie

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!