- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

The power to make clean socks dirty.

The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The power to breathe oxygen.

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

The power to die.

The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

The power to look like yourself

The power to be able to never have a power.

The power to obtain money, by going to work

the ability to kill yourself... twice

The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

Pointless Super Powers