- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

The power to do nothing with your life.

The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

The power to forget what your superpower is

The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

the power to freeze people only when it's cold

The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

The power to become yourself

The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

Pointless Super Powers