The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!