The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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the power to like charlie

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to have a power thats a power

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!