- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to become yourself

The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

The power to transform into baby food.

The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

The power of women's rights.

The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

The power to be 6% fireproof

The ability to turn cement into pudding

The ability to teleport into a wall

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

The power to Google "Google".

Tha ability to not be able to fly

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

Pointless Super Powers