The power to control your own limb movement

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to die.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!