Dejavu

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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Third armpit.

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to look like yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!