Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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the power to like charlie

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The power to speak with death people..

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to have a power thats a power

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to become yourself

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!