- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Power to not have any power.

The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

The power to scare female plants.

X ray vision on chairs

The power to urinate in mouth.

the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

The power to take a s*** on people

The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

Nipple Radar.

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The ability to see through insects.

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

the power to find a needle in a haystack

the power of words

Pointless Super Powers