The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The ability to see through insects.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!