The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!