the power to like Hilary Clinton

The Power To Fly Without control

The power to take a s*** on people

the power to be super ugly

The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

the ability to walk through your clothes

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

Nipple Radar.

The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

The ability to see through insects.

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

the power to have the remote come to you.

The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

the power to make a pillow come to life once

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!