the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The ability to see through insects.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!