The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!