The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to science.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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the power... to read this

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!