- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of making your tits smaller

The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

The power to speak with death people..

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

The power to troll.

the power to inhale and exhale air

Power to not have any power.

The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

X ray vision on chairs

Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

Pointless Super Powers