The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to speak with death people..

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to troll.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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X ray vision on chairs

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!