Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to troll.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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X ray vision on chairs

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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the power to beathe

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!