the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The power of making your tits smaller

The power to speak with death people..

The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

The power to troll.

The power to eat junk food at light speed

The power to have a power thats a power

Power to not have any power.

The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

X ray vision on chairs

The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!