The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!