- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

The power to fly but only when your on the ground

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to be dead

the power to talk to your elbow

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

The power to glow while under the sun

The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

the power of words

The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

The power to see what a person is wearing.

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

the power to like mass effect 3

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

Pointless Super Powers