- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

The power to walk on frozen water.

The power to read all these post's in less then a day

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

The power to be superman with no power's

The power to open a pickle jar in one try

THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

The power to transform into baby food.

The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

Pointless Super Powers