The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!