The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to make cats burp.

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!