The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!