The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to be dead

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to glow while under the sun

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power to lock open doors

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!