- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

The ability to be Edward Cullen

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

The power to walk on frozen water.

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

They power to be able to make meth.

The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

Pointless Super Powers