the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to be dead

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to glow while under the sun

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!