The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!