- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not have any powers

The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The power to let someone control your dick

The power to bleed anally at will

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

The power to be allergic to cat hair.

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

Being able to fly in place.

The power to breath Oxygen

The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

the power of being yourself

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

Pointless Super Powers