the power to be powerless

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to start time.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to turn water into wine.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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Being able to fly in place.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!