The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to create powers

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to get hard at will.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to dance really well

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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the power to jerk off

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to see through glass

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!