The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to drown on land.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!