The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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the power to complete math exercises

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to die

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!