- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to constantly have the fever

The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

The power to turn into an escalator

the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

The power to die

God tier Waste of Space

The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

The power to get an erection watching gay porn

The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

The power to wear crocs.

The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

Pointless Super Powers