The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!