- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

The power to be a walrus

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

the power to fart your way to the moon

The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

The power to see in black and white.

The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

Pointless Super Powers