The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to become a llama.

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!