The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to make dad jokes.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to explode on demand.

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the power to fly while under water

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to have a power

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!