The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to kill yourself

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to die when you die

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!