The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!