The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to have a power

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!