the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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the power to get in the van

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The power to see air

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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the power to control urine

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!